Men: Do people call you Sasquatch, the Human Brillo Pad, or Cousin It?

Ladies: Do you have more hair on your upper lip than your brother? Are you destined to a lifetime of pants and long sleeves? Or maybe you're just fed up with the messy inconvenience of shaving, the constant waxing, or painful electrolysis sessions.

Wouldn't it be great if you NEVER HAD TO SHAVE AGAIN?
If your answer in YES, we have only one thing to say to you... "SHAVE NO MORE!"